Paraphrasing of I'm nobody by Emily Dickinson?

Paraphrasing of I'm nobody by Emily Dickinson?
I'm not important! Why are you important?
Are you also unimportant?
Now we can be unimportant together-- it will be our little secret!
Humanity doesn't like people who decide to be unimportant.

Being important is boring though!
Everyone knows everything about you, like you were a croaking frog
Always telling your personal problems
To everyone in the swamp!