How much Bant would a Banter Bant if a Banter could Bant Bant?

How much Bant would a Banter Bant if a Banter could Bant Bant?
Depends on the topic of the banter. If it was banterful, then quite alot of bant would be banted. But if it wasn't banterful, then the bant would just bant out.